These 23 funny dog quotes are by authors whose surnames start with "A" and by anonymous authors. Most will make you laugh or guffaw. Some will amuse you, and others will simply bring a smile to your face. But hey, a smile is always better than no smile!
In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.
It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
In a dog-eat-dog world, it is the dogmatic domain of dog lovers to offer dodge a dog's chance to rise above the dog days for a doggone good time.AKC Gazette, August 1991
When a dog wants to hang out the "Do Not Disturb" sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species.
Ramona C. Albert
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
The more I know about men, the more I like dogs.
I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!"
The other replies, "Moo!"
The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?"
The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say "Don't throw balls... just throw bouquets."
I have a dog so mean, he ate the neighbor's weenie dog. Now he's a bratweiler.
My Labrador retriever had a nervous breakdown. I kept throwing him a boomerang.
Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.
Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly.
It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.
Never judge a dog's pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.
There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.
To err is human—to forgive, canine.
You always sympathize with the underdog, except when the other dog is yours.
Jul 21, 14 10:02 AM
I opened a chapter of my life's book today. The chapter of my life that included you. On this day, as I do every year since you left, I revisit that chapter.
Jul 18, 14 09:21 AM
Im so sorry Nemo. You will be missed. Our house will be your home. I will miss you every day. I'm crying now Nemo. I'm sorry for everything, especially
Jul 16, 14 07:55 AM
Rusty Dog was 14 when I had to help him get to heaven. I had no idea at the time how hard it would turn out to be. I knew he was getting tired and I was