(Southern United States)
Her, that's right, a girl, Her name was Malcolm X. She was a 5 pound Chinese Crested/Poodle Mix with a heart... and 'Tude as big as the ocean.
Every day she had chores. 1. Get up. 2. Kill the Pink Monster. 3. Harass the cat. She was beautiful and funny and wonderful.
I miss her every day. Peace to Rat Dogs Everywhere.