These six Steven Wright dog quotes give us a glimpse of a sense of humour that is completely off the wall. You won't be able to stop shaking your head in wonder.
I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I took my dog for a walk, all the way from New York to Florida. I said to him "There, now you're done."
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building, on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
It's been so long and so soon since you left me. And my life will never be the same. Each day, I feel your absence and its impact. Today marks six years
It's been 75 days since you left us and I still cry every day, missing your sweet beautiful face and your love. I made a beautiful garden for you and thought
For 16 years you were a big part of my life. In the end, you had suffered a lot. It was hard for me to see you like this. This has been the hardest decision