These six Steven Wright dog quotes give us a glimpse of a sense of humour that is completely off the wall. You won't be able to stop shaking your head in wonder.
I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I took my dog for a walk, all the way from New York to Florida. I said to him "There, now you're done."
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building, on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Enzo, a Long-haired German Shepherd. What a legend you were. We miss you so much. After a short illness you left us on 24th May 2019 aged 9 years six
I came home to find you with your sister close to your side. I called out for you when I got home. You were slow to move due to hip dysplasia so I waited.
Today, 06/13/2019, our beautiful dog Spot left us after 13 wonderful years. He left in peace. We will miss him forever. And we thank him for all the wonderful