These six Steven Wright dog quotes give us a glimpse of a sense of humour that is completely off the wall. You won't be able to stop shaking your head in wonder.
I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I took my dog for a walk, all the way from New York to Florida. I said to him "There, now you're done."
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building, on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
It was September 30, 2019 that I lost my 14 year old Clover. I miss her so much. I love her so much. She started vomiting one night and I took her to
This is so hard since you haven't been gone long at all. I had to find a place so others could know how wonderful you were. That first time I saw you,
I remember when I first saw you. You just had puppies. You weren't being treated well and I worried about you. A few months later you came to live with