These 31 funny dog quotes are by authors whose surnames start with "P," "Q" and "R." Most will make you laugh or guffaw. Some will amuse you, and others will simply bring a smile to your face. But hey, a smile is always better than no smile!
Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw—I don't say she will, but she can.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
For the fifth year in succession I have pored over the catalogue of dogs in the show at Madison Square Garden without finding a dog named Rover, Bowser, Sport, Spot or Fido.
Who is the man who can call from the back door at night: "Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme! Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme!"?
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother—and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.
David Hyde Pierce, co-star of
I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes.
When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.
Robert M. Pirsig
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.
Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.
A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.
George D. Prentice
Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you.
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
I know at last what distinguishes man from animals: financial worries.
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet—so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
This is so hard since you haven't been gone long at all. I had to find a place so others could know how wonderful you were. That first time I saw you,
I remember when I first saw you. You just had puppies. You weren't being treated well and I worried about you. A few months later you came to live with
I wish I had been a better mom, especially at the end of your life. I know you moved in with my dad and I wasn't there a lot. I'm so sorry. I know that