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If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog.
In dog years I'm dead.
"Lay down, pup; lay down," ordered the man. "Good doggie—"lay down, I say."
"You'll have to say 'Lie Down,' mister," declared a bystander. "That's a Boston Terrier."
Maybe you've been looking for love in all the wrong places. A dog will treat you better than anyone you'll meet at happy hour. Trust me. I've been to happy hour.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
My sunshine doesn't come from the skies,
It comes from the love in my dog's eyes.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
One fine autumn day, Jim was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about two hundred men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Jim went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Jim. 'What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Jim then asked the man who was in the second hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well."
Jim thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I borrow your dog?"
The man sighed, "Get in line."
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.
Puppy Love will lead you to a dog's life.
A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat.
Researchers have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words the Researchers can comprehend.
She is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are her life, her love, her leader. She will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of her heart.
Sign in pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
The Best Part About Owning A Dog...
... is the way he will come over to see me, for no reason, just to let me know I'm important to him
... is the way he is always ready to lick the jelly off my nose
... is the way he looks into my eyes and finds contentment in simply being near me
... is the way he will run all over the yard, fetch a soggy tennis ball and bring it back to me as if to say "look mom, it's all I have, but it's yours"
... is the way he wakes me up in the morning by pushing his cold wet nose in my ear and snuffling loudly
... is the way he shreds toilet paper all over the house, because it's fun even though he knows he shouldn't
... is the way he's sure he can catch the ducks in the lake today
... is the way he comes over to me when he is sad
... is the way he wedges himself near me when I am sad and push all others away, to console me with his love
... is the way he pounces on crickets in the backyard
... is the way he looks perplexed when they escape
... is the way he is terrified of the evil pink hula hoop
... is the way he doesn't mind how much of that horrid perfume I'm wearing just because it was a gift from my relative who's visiting
... is the way he doesn't care about bad hair day or overdue bills
... is the way he loves me, even when I am impatient with him and have no time this morning for a game of tug-a-war
... is the way his coat feels like liquid silk under my fingers
... is the way he finds wisdom beyond words.
The Chow is a dog, who is a master, looking for a master, who is not a dog.
The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.
The dog with the bone is always in danger.
The first rule in successful dog training is to be smarter than the dog. Which is why some breeds are easier to train than others.
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
The zoo is a place for animals to study the behaviour of human beings.
There is no snooze button on a dog who wants breakfast.
To a dog the whole world is a smell.
Today I sniffed
Many dogs' behinds. I celebrate
By kissing your face.
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger notice a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
When it's raining cats and dogs, be sure not to step in the poodles.
When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out.
When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long.
While two dogs are fighting for a bone, a third runs away with it.
Whoever said "let sleeping dogs lie" didn't sleep with dogs.
You can take the dog out of the wolf pack, but you can't take the wolf pack out of the dog.
Work can wait another 30 minutes. There are more important things to do. Like throwing sticks.
You can't expect to be a "lucky dog" if you spend all your time growling.
You can't keep a good man down—or an overly affectionate dog.
You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.
You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.