A dog's best friend is his illiteracy.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash
To Tom Carlson or his dog — depending on whose taste it best suits.
Ogden Nash, inscription he wrote on the second copy of his book for Carlson. Carlson's dog chewed the first copy.
A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.
Thomas Nashe
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
George Jean Nathan
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
Ingrid Newkirk
Because of Diamond, I have had to begin much of the work afresh. I will not, however, rid myself of her, nor even punish her. She knew not what she was doing, and that which she did was for my protection and for love of my person. Her place remains at my side or against my feet when I lie abed.
Sir Isaac Newton, about his Pomeranian Diamond's attempt to guard him from a stranger at the door. Diamond knocked over a candle, burning all of Newton's papers, including his writings on the law of gravity.
The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego."
Friedrich Nietzsche
During the Prince's visit, King Timahoe will be referred to only as Timahoe, since it would be inappropriate for the Prince to be outranked by a dog.
Richard M. Nixon (writing to White House staff on how to address the president's Irish Setter, during a visit by Prince Charles)
A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact that our two daughters would like to have a dog. And believe it or not, the day before we left on this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore, saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it.
You know what it was? It was a little cocker spaniel in a crate that he sent all the way from Texas.... And our little girl, Tricia, the six-year-old, named it Checkers. And you know the kids love the dog and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they [the Press] have to say about it, we are going to keep it.
Richard M. Nixon, speaking on TV about the dog given to him after he was accused of accepting improper gifts.
This speech later became known as the Checkers speech, and saved Nixon's political career. It also made Checkers one of the most famous dogs in political history. The body of Checkers was exhumed three years after Nixon died, and moved to the Nixon Library grounds, near the graves of the late president and his wife.
When the dog was created, it licked the hand of God and God stroked its head, saying, "What do you want, dog?" It replied, "My Lord, I want to stay with you, in heaven, on a mat in front of the gate."
Marie Noel
He cannot be a gentleman which loveth not a dog.
John Northbrooke
If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.
Deborah Norville
