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This isn't the greatest bunch of dog quotes in my collection. I like Guillermo C. Infante's the best.

"I read the Odyssey because it was the story of a man who returned home after being absent for more than twenty years and was recognized only by his dog."

I would feel very honoured if Relish recognized me after being away for 20 years. Once I got over the shock of her still being alive after 20 years!

Dog Quotes For You To Enjoy


These 8 dog quotes are by authors with surnames that start with "I".



There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog (waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.)

Lee Iacocca




You learn in this business: If you want a friend, get a dog.

Carl Icahn




My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing.

Lonzo Idolswine




I read the Odyssey because it was the story of a man who returned home after being absent for more than twenty years and was recognized only by his dog.

Guillermo C. Infante




A barking dog is more useful than a sleeping lion.

Washington Irving




The real platform for religion is based on the concepts of compassion, respect and consideration, not just for human beings, but for all forms of life.

Paul Irwin




But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who've had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!"

"Well, if you put it that way, I think you've got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry."


Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?"

"Fido looks a bit weird."

Eddie Izzard


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