These 27 dog quotes are by authors with surnames that start with "H." Click on the link at the bottom to see the rest of the "H" quotes.
I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.
He may be a dog, but don't tell me he doesn't have a real grip on life.
I tried to get my dog to practice safe sex. But he keeps licking the condoms off.
Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.
I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.
Mark Hamill, referring to Obi-Wan Kenobi and Chewbacca in the first trilogy of Star Wars
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.
If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.
Homer was the only person who had managed to stick it out with Rex—and Rex loved him.
Noel Harrison, about his father Rex Harrison's relationship with Homer, his basset hound
In my day, we didn't have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip.
They motivate us to play, be affectionate, seek adventure and be loyal.
His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive and once for attacking a tractor tread.
Tom Hayden, about his border collie
He likes to take strolls by himself and believes dog-catchers are friendly innkeepers who'll take care of a meal. He's gullible and has never learned to fight back against a ruthless world.
Tom Hayden, about his Labrador retriever
All my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I've adored them all.
Our house was always filled with dogs... They helped make our house a kennel, it is true, but the constant patter of their filthy paws and the dreadful results of their brainless activities have warmed me throughout the years.
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
I have yet to see one completely unspoiled star, except for the animals—like Lassie.
People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Humans were denied the speech of animals. The only common ground of communication upon which dogs and men can get together is in fiction.
Memoirs of Yellow Dog
If you take a character and you call him a frog, or like Rowlf, our dog, call him a dog, you immediately give the audience a handle.
I'm an introvert... I love being by myself, love being outdoors, love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees, flowers, the sky.
It's been a year that you've been gone. My heart is heavy. I am so grateful the girls at the ER pleaded with me not to put you to sleep. Your name was
Gypsy, you were the love of my life. You were always there for me, you always listened. You always licked the tears off my face and never judged me. You
It has been a year on July 27 since my Buffy died. There are days when I'm good and other days when I'm not. At the beginning I thought I heard her bark.