In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.
It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Edward Abbey
Dogs love company. They place it first in their short list of needs.
J.R. Ackerley
Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dog's life isn't going to kill someone for gold teeth.
Alvin Adams
When he came up two days short, he didn't get a dog. That was harsh. It was wise, but harsh.
Chris Affleck
On how she dealt with her son Ben Affleck wanting a dog as a boy. (She made him walk an imaginary dog for seven days.)
When a dog wants to hang out the "Do Not Disturb" sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species.
Ramona C. Albert
Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.
Sholom Aleichem
She had no particular breed in mind, no unusual requirements. Except the special sense of mutual recognition that tells dog and human they have both come to the right place.
Lloyd Alexander
Do not disturb the sleeping dog.
Alessandro Allegri
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Old men miss many dogs.
Steve Allen
The more I know about men, the more I like dogs.
Gloria Allred
I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.
Larry Amoros
Unlike some people who have experienced the loss of an animal, I did not believe, even for a moment, that I would never get another. I did know full well that there were just too many animals out there in need of homes for me to take what I have always regarded as the self-indulgent road of saying the heartbreak of the loss of an animal was too much ever to want to go through with it again.
To me, such an admission brought up the far more powerful admission that all the wonderful times you had with your animal were not worth the unhappiness at the end.
Cleveland Amory
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!"
The other replies, "Moo!"
The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, 'Moo?' "
The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
Morey Amsterdam
Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say "Don't throw balls, just throw bouquets."
Jhordis Anderson
Dogs are my favorite people.
Richard Dean Anderson
A huge dog, tied by a chain, was painted on the wall and over it was written in capital letters "Beware of the Dog."
Petronius Arbiter
There is honor in being a dog.
Aristotle
I have a dog so mean, he ate the neighbor's weenie dog. Now he's a bratweiler.
My Labrador retriever had a nervous breakdown. I kept throwing him a boomerang.
Nick Arnette
Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!
Christopher Atkins
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Norman R. Augustine
I drive a V10 Ford Excursion and I have to tell folks all the time: look I've got five kids and a dog and birds. I would have to have two Lincolns with two V8s, you see, so it would be 16 cylinders.
Dan Aykroyd
